At cold stone we would sing songs for $1 tips. Here are the lyrics to Vanilla Ice Ice Baby, the song my friend Dutch and I would sing for $5 tips to stoners... set to the tune of Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby."
Oh French Vanilla, kick it one time boyeeeeeeee
Ice Cream Baby...
Ice Cream Baby...
Alright stop.
It's time to add some mixins...
We got brownies sprinkles other fixins
Something, to put into your ice cream
Tip us a dollar, we'll holla' and we will scream
Cause at Cold Stone
All the Ice Cream's Custom
We got rhymes, tip us and we'll bust 'em
Ice Cream Baby...
Ice Cream Baby...
World to you Mother.
Now give us five bucks.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
I was never Employee of the Month
My proudest accomplishment of the entire year and a half tenure at the Cold Stone Creamery at Sammamish, WA. I was the only employee employed there more than a month that did not receive employee of the month. This means I never got a fifty dollar bonus.
This is true, even employees that got fired the month after they got the honor got the honor and I never did.
I feel okay about it. If I got the fifty dollars now I'd probably just spend it on booze... and that's probably exactly why I never got employee of the month.
This is true, even employees that got fired the month after they got the honor got the honor and I never did.
I feel okay about it. If I got the fifty dollars now I'd probably just spend it on booze... and that's probably exactly why I never got employee of the month.
Top five most disgusting ice cream combinations.
For those of you who don't know anything about ColdStone Creamery, essentially what they do is take a flavor of ice cream and then mix in candy bars or fruit to give you a freshly mixed and normally already melting thing of ice cream. What a treat!
It then costs roughly $20. When you spend that kind of money on ice cream you would hope that the flavor was worth it. These are a few that I'm 100% convinced were not worth the money they spent on it.
Note: Four of the five of these were ordered by pregnant women or stupid kids. The other was ordered by a fat man.
5. Lemon Sorbet with ButterFinger
4. Mint Ice Cream with PineApple
3. Rootbeer Ice Cream with Coconut
2. Sweet Cream Ice Cream with Apple Pie Filling, PineApple, Coconut, Butterfinger and Four Oreos
1. Eggnog Ice Cream with BlueBerry Pie Filling and Gummy Bears
People make me sick.
It then costs roughly $20. When you spend that kind of money on ice cream you would hope that the flavor was worth it. These are a few that I'm 100% convinced were not worth the money they spent on it.
Note: Four of the five of these were ordered by pregnant women or stupid kids. The other was ordered by a fat man.
5. Lemon Sorbet with ButterFinger
4. Mint Ice Cream with PineApple
3. Rootbeer Ice Cream with Coconut
2. Sweet Cream Ice Cream with Apple Pie Filling, PineApple, Coconut, Butterfinger and Four Oreos
1. Eggnog Ice Cream with BlueBerry Pie Filling and Gummy Bears
People make me sick.
18 months of my life...
...were spent here:
I began work half through my junior year of high school and remained an employee there for the next year and a half... when I left for college.
These are things I remember about it.
This blog can be read three ways: You like it, you love it, or you gotta have it.
And if you want extra comments they cost $.50 extra for each additional one... even if it's a single Kit-Kat comment.
I began work half through my junior year of high school and remained an employee there for the next year and a half... when I left for college.These are things I remember about it.
This blog can be read three ways: You like it, you love it, or you gotta have it.
And if you want extra comments they cost $.50 extra for each additional one... even if it's a single Kit-Kat comment.
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